Sunday, January 11, 2015

Unilateral Deafness vs. Snoring

I'm unilaterally Deaf. It means that one of my ears works about as well as a politician's promise. You could SHOUT in that ear and it wouldn't hurt a bit. It might stink if you have bad breath...but it wouldn't hurt that ear.

Now, this has some advantages. One of them is slumber  parties. If you can hear, you probably know what it's like to discover at a sleepover that this awesome friend of yours actually snores. And it's not a quiet snore. No, it's more like a grizzly-bear-with-a-cold type of snoring. What do you do?

For most people, it's generally earplugs, a pillow on top of your head, or a sleepless night. For the unilaterally Deaf, heehee, we just roll over onto our good side, press that good ear into the pillow, and the snoring either fades into the background, or we simply can't hear it. Nice, huh? Of course, if WE snore, our friends generally aren't as lucky.

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    1. @Richard C. Lambert Wow. Did you even bother reading the post? Or did you just google "snoring" and then post your advertisement wherever you could find a place to put it? Either way, your advertising is not welcome here. If you want to advertise, there plenty of other sites you can post on where you pay for it. Here, however, is not the place for you to advertise. This is a personal blog, not a free billboard for your advertisements.

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